I'm not saying that Joseph Gordon Levitt could beat up the Avengers, but I think he could stand watching them disapprovingly while his waistcoat gave Steve a nostalgia-boner, and eventually the rest of them would get really uncomfortable from the weight of his judgey glare and then they would all have to sit down and fucking behave.

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If there was an Avengers/Losers crossover, do you think Tony Stark would be able to talk Jensen into a threesome with him and Steve? Because Tony Stark can talk most people into most things, and like most people who are super-geniusy at one thing and have kind of a limited grasp on reality when it comes to all the things that are not that one thing ( Read more... )

Why hasn't anyone written Loser fanfics that cross over with the Avengers? Or Watchmen,for that matter. Or both. Both would be good.

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Iron Man 3 was totally not about Steve and Tony holding hands and skipping through a meadow of beautiful flowers. Sour times.

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On balance, I think I'd rather be Jensen from the Losers than Captain America. Genius-level computer skills are way beter than a job that requires you to wear a costume which makes you look like a fucking douchebag. Also, I really wouldn't have the patience to be Tony Stark's boyfriend. I'd end up losing my rag and ripping his head off after only a ( Read more... )

If God came down and told me I could have night of torrid passion with either Tony Stark or Cougar from the Losers, I would totally not know which one to choose. Also, now I really want to punch Chris Evans in the mouth.

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Apparently you can buy girl versions of the Captain America uniform. Because, I dunno, the original isnt effeminate enough? I am seriously tempted by the boots, though. I would wear them for every day, an if anyone was like, oh hey, are you wearing a stripper version of Captain America's boots? I'd be like, what do you mean, version?!

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I really want Colin Farrell to be the villian in Avengers 2, but I know that if he was, he would conquer the world in the first ten minutes and the rest of the movie would be a montage of him banging all of the Avengers, one at a time and then all together. Which sounds awesome, but would get repetative if the film went past the two hour mark ( Read more... )

If the Avengers were kitties, and the Watchmen were ponies, and they got into it, I think the Watchmen would rape the fuck out of the Avengers. The Losers would sit back and watch while playing cards and drinking tequila, because they don't care either way.

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The Iron Patriot armour totally looks like what would happen if Tony Stark and Captain America had a baby. Well played, Iron Man 3 trailer. Well played.

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